oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
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oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
(via bonylabyrinth)
"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."
(via everythingharrypotter)
First and probably last topless tuesday ever. I love my long hair and how it covers my nipples.
Sometimes my boyfriend does wonderfully couple-y things with me, like painting ceramics.
How do I know when it’s time to go home?
“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.
(via compliquees)
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
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MARGARET THATCHER TRIED TO THROW THE MINISTER OF MAGIC OUT THE WINDOW.
SHE WASN’T CALLED THE IRON LADY FOR NOTHING.
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the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(via epic-humor)